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HOLIDAY DAMAGE CONTROL 🥃🛍️🔥
If you’re like me — let me tell you about my in-laws: the overbearing MIL who won’t stop ranting about the president, a vegan sister-in-law who judges everything, kids glued to me like I’m a human babysitter 🙄, and the same bland, inedible food my dog wouldn’t touch 🐾. So trust me when I say — survival requires a plan.
Your recovery toolkit:
How to blow off steam after a day with the in-laws:
• 💪 Work out like you’re punishing someone
• 🛍️ Shop like you’re avoiding someone
• ✨ End the night somewhere impossible to get into — because healing starts with a reservation.
Cocktail bars for post-family decompression 🍸:
• 🍶 sip an d guzzle nyc
• 🌫️ nubeluz nyc
• 🍊 dantes nyc
• 🌃 overstory nyc
• 🤝 HANDSHAKE SPEAKEASY Roma Norte
Restaurants if you need to eat your feelings 🍽️:
• 🙈 monkey bar nyc
• ☀️ sunnys miami
• 🥩 Bavette's Bar & Boeuf Chicago
• 🍻 Armitage Alehouse Chicago
• 🍖 House of Prime Rib San Francisco
Sharing plates optional. Regaining control mandatory. 🥂
PSA: AppointmentTrader’s Black Friday sale is live 🖤 — if you need a post-holiday escape table, you know who to hire.
🖤 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 — securing the tables that fix what your in-laws broke 🥀🗡️.
Pick your coping mechanism
Which one carried you through the in-laws this year?
Rolf’s NYC - It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
If you are feeling festive and would like to dine somewhere that truly embraces the holiday season, look no further than Rolf’s! Rolf’s books up months in advance so if you need a reservation please reach out to me directly.
🎱PerceptiveWash44
From the moment you step inside, you'll be enveloped in the festive atmosphere.
Think hundreds of thousands of Christmas Lights and thousands of ornaments and icicles all strung and lined throughout the restaurant. In addition to these, there are hundreds of porcelain dolls and wreaths, artificial fir trees, garlands, ribbons, and other festive bits and pieces.
Rolf’s offers a truly unique holiday dining experience.
Please ask me if you have any questions or when you are ready to book your reservation. I can assist with other restaurants as well if you need suggestions.
🎱PerceptiveWash44
The 2025 Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand Prix takes place from November 20-22, 2025
Whether you are visiting for the race or just happen to randomly pick this weekend, the city is going to be extremely busy with an extra 100,000 visitors per day!
Dining and shows and tickets to the race are selling out quickly if not already sold out. This is where I can help. Please reach out to me directly for any needs while visiting Las Vegas.
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Delilah, Four Sixes, Mizumi, Catch, Carbone, Cote, Bazaar Meat, Hells Kitchen and Golden Steer are just a few of the amazing options in
Las Vegas.
Please be sure to check out the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere and Universal Horror Unleashed on your visit as well.
I can even help with tickets to the big race!
Hit me up for your questions and dinner reservations.
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**🍽️ Do You Actually Like Sharing Food?
Because family-style season is about to expose everyone.
The holidays bring people together — to carve, pass plates, pretend to be chill, and silently judge whoever takes the best bite without blinking.
Not a dinner. A character study.
Here’s where sharing gets interesting… and exposing:
🦆 hutong nyc hutong miami — Whoever lunges for the crispy duck skin first earns both respect and suspicion.
🔥 cote nyc cote miami — Let them grill the meat; you watch the power dynamics sizzle.
🐔 coqodaq nyc — Golden chicken, golden chaos. Alliances form. They don’t last.
🍖 House of Prime Rib San Francisco — Slice thickness reveals more than their therapy sessions.
🥙 LEILA 30th Street San Diego — “Share the mezze” sounds wholesome until someone annihilates the labneh and pretends it came that way.
💎 Musaafer Houston musaafer nyc — Where stunning dishes designed for sharing… but too pretty for actual generosity.
✨ Bonus Tips: Surviving Holiday Sharing Season
– The first person to say “I’m easy” has the strongest opinions.
– Reaching across the table instead of asking = seasonal red flag.
– Double-dippers create more chaos than family group chats.
– The dessert divider is emotionally stable.
– The crispy-piece hoarder is definitely not.
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What’s Your Sharing Style?
Holiday table or not — the truth comes out when the plates start moving.
🍸 The Fine Art of Avoiding Politics at Dinner
Whether you lean left or right, just lean toward the wine list.
From red states to blue coasts, these dining rooms remind us that a perfect meal is still the great equalizer.
🔥 Red Ash Austin — In the heart of Texas, the only heat should come from the grill.
🥩 Nuri Steakhouse Dallas — The only thing seared should be the wagyu, not the conversation.
🌴 surf club surfside dec4 4ppl 9-10pm — Champagne diplomacy at its finest.
🥃 Bavette's Bar & Boeuf Chicago — Low light, high stakes. Politics fade under a proper martini.
🍝 carbone ny nov10 4ppl 9-10pm — Keep the chatter as smooth as the vodka sauce.
🌾 blue hill at stone barns tarrytown nov11 4ppl 8-9pm — Farm-to-table, not left-to-right. Let nature lead.
🌁 Rich Table San Francisco — Even in the bluest city, the truffle pasta wins every argument.
✨ Bonus Tips: How to Steer the Table When It Gets Heated
– Redirect to the menu. “Speaking of poor decisions… should we add another bottle?”
– Find common ground. “We can all agree — the fries are bipartisan perfection.”
– Deploy flattery. “You argue beautifully. Almost makes me forget you’re wrong.”
– Blame the wine. “That wasn’t me talking — that was the cabernet campaigning.”
– Distract with dessert. “Crème brûlée cures conflict. It’s basically science.”
🖤 Hire 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 — I navigate tables more tactfully than diplomats.
What’s your move when the table turns political?
Keep it cute, civil, or chaotic — your call.
💋 Do You Like French Kissing?
For when dinner isn’t the main event.
The only thing with more tongue action than the menu. 🇫🇷🖤
These tables speak a little French — and they’re fluent in PDA.
The kind worth dressing up for.
🍷 Le Coucou — New York
le cou cou nyc 2ppl dec 4 9-10pm
Silk dresses. Low voices. A waiter who’s seen too much.
The best tables are always two-tops in the back.
🥖 Raoul’s — New York
raouls nyc 2ppl dec 4 9-10pm
The tables are too close for secrets.
Get the banquette by the bar — it’s where regulars and ex-lovers still linger.
💄 Chez Fifi — New York
chez fifi nyc 2ppl dec4 9-10pm
Quiet corners. Perfect martinis. Discretion implied.
Get cozy in the upstairs bar while sharing dessert.
🥂 Girafe Restaurant Paris
The Eiffel Tower watches. You don’t care.
The terrace views are worth every secret shared.
🌹 LPM Restaurant & Bar London
LPM Restaurant & Bar Dubai
lpm miami 2ppl dec4 9-10pm
The rosé’s endless. So are the stares.
It’s not a reservation — it’s a performance. Play your part.
✨Bonus tip:
The French don’t say “I love you.”
They say je t’embrasse.
And it’s usually enough.
🖤Need one of these tables? I’ll make it look like fate.
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✦
What’s your PDA level tonight?
Because some tables speak fluent chemistry.
The LA and San Diego 2025 Power Rankings
What’s hot in SoCal? Check out the current power rankings below and request those and any others with me here: 🍦EternalAnt36
1. Nobu Malibu
2. Alba Los Angeles
3. Berenjak Los Angeles
4. Elephante Santa Monica
5. Funke Beverly Hills
6. Nobu Newport Beach
7. Craig's West Hollywood
8. Musso & Frank Grill Los Angeles
9. LEILA 30th Street San Diego
10. Bar Cecil Palm Springs
💳 The Bill Comes. Who’s the Star Now?
The check lands. Forks drop. Suddenly, no one’s making eye contact — because where the lighting’s low and the bills are high, the real drama begins.
And this season’s hardest tables —
Carbone London
Norman's Japanese Grill Dallas
Mawn Philadelphia
Borromini Philadelphia
La Renommée Paris
Crying Tiger Chicago
Custom Concierge Requests
All come with perfect lighting, dangerous charm, and a check that loves to test friendships.
Here’s who you’ll meet when it drops:
💼 The Wallet Warrior — Always pays first. Usually mentions it later.
📱 The Calculator — “Wait, I only had one glass of wine.” (Also somehow forgets tax.)
🚶♂️ The Vanisher — Takes the world’s longest bathroom break. Returns exactly as the card machine beeps.
➗ The Even Splitter — “Let’s just divide it evenly.” (Even though they ordered the tomahawk.)
💸 The One Who ‘Got It Last Time’ — You’ll never find proof.
😶🌫️ The Silent Type — They’re not paying. But they look like they might.
✨ Insider Tip: The real flex? Paying quietly — and letting someone else notice.
🖤 Hire 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 for intel, access, and the art of reading a table before the check even hits. 🍸
Do you grab the check or look away?
Everyone has a move when the bill drops.
👀 Are You a Stalker?
You didn’t hear it from me… but some tables come with a side of paparazzi.
Because some reservations aren’t about the food — they’re about the view. 👀
Here’s where “casually running into” someone famous starts to feel a little too well-timed:
🎬 Chateau Marmont Restaurant Los Angeles — Leonardo DiCaprio, Miley Cyrus, Kirsten Dunst. Order a martini and pretend you didn’t just make eye contact.
🌊 Nobu Malibu — Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian. The entire Pacific has seen this guest list.
🥂 The Grill — 🗽Anna Wintour, Jay-Z, and the occasional “is that…?” moment. Dress like you didn’t try — and absolutely did.
🍝 Carbone — 🗽Drake, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, and that one influencer who swears they’re friends with the owner.
🕯️ Cecconi’s — 🌴Kendall Jenner, David Beckham, Jeff Bezos — proof that wealth loves candlelight.
💎 Aurora Capri — 🇮🇹 Beyoncé, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez. The pasta glitters almost as much as the clientele. Order the pizza all’Acqua and act natural.
🌹 Hôtel Costes Restaurant Paris —🇫🇷 A-list meets after dark. Think rosé, whispers, and sunglasses indoors.
🔥 Hakkasan Mayfair London — 🇬🇧Will Smith, Kanye West, Rihanna — where dim sum meets diamond-level discretion.
💋 Final Tip:
If you see someone you recognize, look away first — power moves only.
And if they look back? Game on.
✨ Insider Tip: Go midweek — fame hates a crowd.
🖤 Hire 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 for intel, access & a touch of voyeurism. 👀🍸
Poll Time
Because everyone’s a little bit of a stalker... be honest — what’s your move if you spot someone famous?
🌶 Where to Get Thai’d Up
The claws come out when it’s hot enough 🦀🌶
Because sometimes “extra spicy” isn’t a warning — it’s an invitation.
These Thai spots bring the heat, the shadows, and flavors that linger long after the check’s paid.
💃 Kalaya Philadelphia — Loud, unapologetic, unforgettable. The kind of night that leaves your lips tingling and your heart racing.
🔥 Anajak Thai Cuisine Los Angeles — What happens on Taco Tuesday stays on Taco Tuesday. Michelin flavor, back-alley energy. You’ve been warned.
🍜 Thai Diner— 🗽Comfort food with commitment issues. Cozy one minute, chaos the next — and somehow, you’ll always come back for more.
🌶 Soothr— 🗽Quietly seductive. Hidden behind the chaos, where cocktails bite and curry flirts with danger.
🐟 Fish Cheeks — 🗽Bright, bold, and dangerously addictive. Spicy seafood that hooks you fast and doesn’t let go.
🥢 Bangkok Supper Club — 🗽Glam and smoky. The grill sizzles, the cocktails shimmer, and it’s my favorite — the kind of place that reminds you why you chase hard-to-get tables.
✨ Bonus Tip:
If it’s not on the map, ask Custom Concierge Requests — the spiciest tables never stay secret for long.
💋 Final Thought:
You can always cool down later… if you still want to.
🖤 Hire 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 for reservations, recommendations, and tables worth breaking a sweat for. 🔥
How spicy do you like it?
Be honest — we’re talking food… mostly.
From Endless Waitlist to Unforgettable Feast: Grab Your Dream Reservation Before It's Gone!
Hey there, fellow foodie 🍱
Let me tell you about Sarah.
She’d been trying for months to snag a table at that cozy Italian spot downtown for her parents’ anniversary.
Every click led to a “fully booked” letdown, and she was ready to give up.
That’s when she found me:
😎MaternalRecord73 on Appointment Trader.
With a little magic and a lot of care,
I secured her the perfect reservation.
The look on her parents’ faces as they savored their candlelit pasta dinner?
Pure joy ✨
Sarah sent me a message later saying it was a night they’d never forget.
That’s why I’m here – to turn your special moments into reality. I know how it feels to miss out on a table at that dream restaurant, whether it’s for a first date, a birthday surprise, or just a night to treat yourself.
Request your reservation now
Custom Concierge Requests
👉 What’s a special occasion you’re hoping to celebrate with the perfect reservation? Share it in the comments below 👇
Date Nights That Redefine Unforgettable
These breathtaking venues elevate any evening into something extraordinary. With stunning views and impeccable vibes, your date will be a moment you both cherish forever.
🍸 Cindy's Rooftop Chicago
Chicago’s skyline stretches endlessly before you, a dazzling canvas of lights that transforms your night into pure magic.
🌊 Elephante Santa Monica
Golden sunsets melt into the Pacific, creating an intimate coastal escape where every glance feels like a shared secret.
🏙️ Peak, New York
Manhattan’s iconic skyline unfolds below, paired with exquisite cocktails that make your evening feel timeless.
🍝 La Sponda Positano
The Amalfi Coast glows under starlight, its beauty weaving an unforgettable spell as you savor every bite.
🐟 Ossiano Dubai
Dine beneath an aquarium’s mesmerizing glow, where vibrant marine life turns your meal into a surreal masterpiece.
🗼 Girafe Restaurant Paris
The Eiffel Tower shimmers in the distance, its elegance matched only by the sparkling champagne in your glass.
🏔️ Sky Bistro Banff
Towering mountains and misty peaks create a breathtaking backdrop, making every moment feel like a dream.
🎰 Spago, Las Vegas
The Vegas Strip pulses below, while world-class cuisine elevates your night into something legendary.
🌎 Custom Concierge Requests
Crave a table at a venue so exclusive it feels like a privilege? I’ll secure it, you make the memories.
👉 Hire me directly 😎MaternalRecord73
MLB Playoffs Continue Today! Be sure to let me know me know who you are cheering for!
Baseball is extremely popular with hotdogs and beer. However, if you are looking for a great restaurant after the games in any of the playoffs cities I can help. Here are some great options for you.
Donna's Los Angeles
The Pink Door Seattle
Harbor House Milwaukee
Nobu Toronto
Please click on each link to learn more about the restaurants. You can also click on my link and I’m happy to make a reservation for you!
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Which team do you want to win the World Series?
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😈 Where to Bring Your Mistress
Some nights are for limelight — others are for low light.
The reservation you don’t post about.
🍝 Funke Beverly Hills — Roman decadence and corners made for secrets.
🥂 Gilt Bar Chicago — Guilt Bar for a reason: chic, shadowy, and just the right amount of wrong.
🔥 Le Piaf Paris — 🇫🇷 red lights, whispered laughter, and champagne-soaked discretion.
💋 Delilah — found in more than one city; same velvet lighting, same beautiful sin.
🐠 Sexy Fish — glittering chaos, caviar, and champagne excess — wherever you find one.
🌍 Custom Concierge Requests— other discreet tables await…
✨ Bonus tip: Check in under an alias. Pay in cash.
👉 Hire me 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 — I’ll get the table, you get the privacy.
No Coldplay kiss cams.
What's your cover story for this dinner?
Some tables come with secrets. Choose yours.
You got in. Now here’s what to eat 🍴🔥
That moment when you finally land the table — and realize the real move is knowing what to order.
🍝 Carbone London = spicy rigatoni. Non-negotiable.
🍣 Nobu Malibu = yellowtail jalapeño + miso cod. Essential.
🥩 The Bazaar by José Andrés Washington = cotton-candy foie gras. Wild, but unforgettable.
🥙 Berenjak London = black hummus. The dish everyone talks about.
🥧 Steve & Cookie's By the Bay Margate City = the blueberry pie. Thank me later.
💭 Almost forgot — the agnolotti at Sunny’s Steakhouse.
Custom Concierge Requests — anywhere in the world. 🌎
✨ Watching your figure? I’ll help you pick the healthiest indulgences.
✨ Dietary restrictions? (Kosher, gluten-free, vegetarian) — I’ll tailor recs for you.
💫 Hire me 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 — I get you in, then help you order with confidence (menu guidance is complimentary).
🕯️ Hauntingly Hard-to-Get
Blink and it’s gone — flame, cocktail, table. 👻
— ✦ —
These are the hardest reservations to summon this Halloween season — candlelight, crimson booths, and just enough mystery to feel haunted.
🌍 Bookable exclusively through Custom Concierge Requests
🥂Oscar Wilde (NYC) — Victorian opulence, moody lighting, and martinis that feel bewitched.
🍝 Carbone (multiple locations) — red-lit glamour and old-school whispers.
💋 Delilah (Las Vegas) — costumes optional, velvet mandatory.
✨ Other beautifully moody tables:
🥩 Bavette's Bar & Boeuf Chicago — candlelit decadence and jazz-age charm.
🕯️ Armitage Alehouse Chicago — Victorian warmth and a Gothic hush.
💀 The real horror? Not having a reservation.
👉 Hire me 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 — I’ll make sure you’re seated at the table everyone’s dying to get into.
If your cocktail’s on fire, your table should be too. 🔥
Planning a trip to Southern California?
If you are heading to the west coast be sure to check out one of my favorite restaurants.
Funke Beverly Hills
Cipriani Beverly Hills
Nobu Malibu
These are just a few stunning restaurants with amazing cuisine that won’t disappoint. Please let me know if you have any questions or need some guidance. Polo Lounge, Mother Wolf and Craig’s are other recommendations.
Please feel free to reach out anytime!
🎱PerceptiveWash44
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Where Top Dogs Wine & Dine 🐕🍷
Hire 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 directly for access to the hardest dog-friendly tables 🐾🍸
Exclusive reservations, four paws welcome.
🌊 Nobu Malibu — the oceanfront legend, nearly impossible to book.
🦪 Clark's Oyster Bar Austin — always waitlisted, patio dog-friendly.
🍝 Cotogna San Francisco — the parklet everyone fights for, perfect for pups.
🌍 Custom Concierge Requests — other top spots worldwide.
✨ Hire me 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 to unlock dining experiences for you and your dog. As someone who dines almost everywhere with my service pup, I’ll give you the real scoop on whether it truly delivers the vibe.
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